unclefather:

unclefather:

• told me a man in walmart that he was “not mcdonalds, just disgusting” because he was wearing a tshirt with the mcdonalds arches on it
• asked me very loudly in public if we could eat at texas roadhouse for dinner because she wanted to eat “peanus” 
• “when i’m a grown up i will never have to take naps. only die.” 
  
• she said she wanted an ipad and i said you have an ipad to which she replied “no. that is you pad”
• i wasn’t paying attention to her and she kept saying “mommy, can i do this? i want to watch muppet babies, can i do this?” and i finally looked over and she was trying to put a peanut butter sandwich into the vcr player 
• she said hell when she was singing good as hell by lizzo and i told her to watch her mouth and she replied “i can’t look at my mouth my god damn it eyes won’t move” 

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